A new player has emerged on the Egyptian protest scene. Apart from the fact that they obviously dislike the current government/the establishment/society and have questionable sartorial tastes (although their eponymous colour is known to be slimming), what do we really know about Black Bloc? They are mean: They may or may not be Christians: They are irritating: They coordinate: They send mixed signals: They don’t talk to no media: They have no fucking respect: They are, like, SO ironic: They wanna see the world burn: They like cross-fades: They franchise: They encourage moral relativism: